WE KNEW WE WERE BACK IN OKLAHOMA CAUSE. .
The birds were using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees were whistling for the dogs.
The best parking places are being determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
We learned that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!
The temperature drops below 95 and I feel a little chilly.
I discovered that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer the car.
I actually burned my hand opening the car door. Ouch!
I break into a sweat the instant I step outside at 7:30 in the morning.
My biggest fear of riding a bycycle is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
Oklahoma Asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes are cooked underground, all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
OklahomA Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
Oklahoma cows are giving evaporated milk.
Ah, its great to be home!
